Halloween

For Halloween I am not going to go trick or treating or wear a costume. I don’t have one but I would not wear one even if I did have one I just don’t. instead I am going to go to a Halloween party at my friends house. My favorite Halloween costume last year was the Michael Jackson costume with a little inappropriate joke added to it. my favorite Halloween candy is also my favorite every day candy witch is a milky way candy bar and a few others that I like. I don’t dislike any candy except for candy with coconuts or almonds. The previous Halloween I would scare my family such as my little brother and also my friends. I was very good at pulling pranks on people I used to wait on my roof then jump out and scare them. They didn’t like when I did it but I really didn’t care. My friends would try to get me back but it never worked because they sucked horrible at it my favorite scary movie was probably saw 5 because I didn’t see the new one yet

A Perfect Day

Morning

First when I wake up I would eat breakfast witch is most of the time eggs. And then I would instead of school throw a party and spend my money on anything that I have not tried like fried ice cream. I would also buy a trampoline and put it on my roof and my day would be really great because I would have my friends with me also. but they probably would not believe that it was my last day because it would be hard to explain that a little bird pop up on my shoulder and said you are not going to live to see tomorrow because that’s just crazy.

Afternoon

Later that afternoon I would have a snack because I don’t have to worry about my weight because you cannot get fat in one day. I would eat my favorite kind of ice cream that is strawberry flavored. I would go to a museum and actually look at whatever they had on display and admire them.

Night

After the museum I would go play basketball for a little bit because it is my favorite sport ever. I would use my evolution brand ball because it feels the best and has a lot of grip but not more then I need. I would listen to my favorite songs. I would take a shower because I would not want anyone to remember me as someone with an unpleasant smell. After that I would go to the mall and use the last of my money to buy things I have always wanted like shoes and clothes and other material things. After that I would go back home and look at my family and say goodbye even with the fact that they do not know what I am talking about and then I would get a great night sleep.

1 Two baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched base. How could that be?
2 How can you make a slow horse fast?
3 What goes around the world, but stays in the corner?
4 A sign at a store says, "If you don't see what you want, you're in the right place." What does the store sell?
5 The man who makes it doesn't need it, the man who buys it doesn't use it, and the man he gives it to doesn't know he's using it.
What is it?
6 What has wheels and flies?
7 What is brown and sticky?
8 Why is 6 afraid of 7?
9 Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
10 What do you call a worm with no teeth?

In ten years
In ten years I will be a professional basketball player after graduating from Schoolcraft college I work as hard as I can at basketball. I will be good to. or I will be an engineer because that’s what my dad works as today but most likely basket ball. I will drive a 2004 mustang and a hot wife. I will name my son Jacob. I will have as many kids as my hot wife wants (3 or less) my older brother will be good at basketball to he will play for the bulls and I will play for the Orlando magic I will have a part time job at burger king just because i like it my wife will take care of the kids and get in my basketball games and watch all of them I will live in Orlando and I will have a normal sized house we will have 2 trained dogs and 1 trained to like dogs type of cat I will have a lot of time for my child/children and will help out a lot of friends that suck at life and I and my wife will be good people and help out others that are in need of it I will take care of my parents also and if my grandparents are still there then I will take care of them also

My abc's

A is for Animals because we have 3 birds 3 fish 1 rabbit and 1 snake
B is for Basketball because it’s my favorite sport
C is for Cedar point because i go every year
D is for dan ketelhut becuause he has the most sensual and soft tummy ever
E is for Elastic because I like that material
F is for Frog because my sister once captured 15 of them
G is for Gross because I hate when people do nasty stuff
H is for House because that’s ware my family lives
I is for Idiot because I have a large amount in my family
J is for Josh because that’s my name witch my parents gave me
K is for Kicking because ill punch u if u kick my seat
L is for Lama because I never had one
M is for Monkey because I can act like one (climbing)
N is for Noah because that’s my little brothers name
O is for olive garden because I like to eat
P is for Poison because I almost drunk a whole gallon of it
Q is for questions I don’t like a lot of them
R is for rabbit my family owns one
S is for Samantha my HOT! Ex girlfriend
T is for Tables because I like braking them
U is for Universe because I live in one
V is for Violin because my sister Sarah plays it
W is for Watermelon because I like them a lot
X is for X ray because I don’t think I used one
Y is for Yes I like when I hear it
Z is for Zigzag because I always get confused when I see one